Spoof News!!!

The new Pokemon season was just announced moments ago!!!


We got an exclusive with the series creator and the new season's name was revealed:

After being mysteriously abducted missing for some weeks, everyone's favorite hero, Ash Ketchum suddenly finds himself in North Korea.

New major cast changes are expected and many rumors that North Korean president Kim Jong-il will play the famous Ash character are popping up everywhere on the internet.

Don't miss this fantastic new series as Ash Ketchum tries to manage his way across the Korean DMZ (Demilitarized Zone)'s minefields with his pokemon friends to find his way into South Korea.
Many new fun and explosive adventures await our heroes as they try to get back to their homeland!!!

To find more about the new Taepodong Saga, just check the next link!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taepodong-2

The famous "Team Rocket" won't appear on the new Pokemon: Taepodong saga due to an unfortunate "accident".

"We regret to inform that the famous Team Rocket was unfortunately shot down while they violated North Korean restricted air space on board their signature hot air balloon."

Said an important North Korean diplomat

"They had it coming!"

The weapon in question to shot the balloon down wasn't revealed though it's suspected the balloon might have been targeted by an S-125 (SA-3 Goa) SAM battery which might have resulted on the immediate "evaporation" of the balloon and it's occupants.

"Sayonara Fu*kers!!!"

Replied the Chairman of the National Defense Commission Kim Jong-il, which is rumored to become the new Ash in the new season.

"Those @ssholes will never try to steal my Pikachu EVER AGAIN!!!"

Added Jong-il


The bodies were never found, may our prayers go to those poor young souls, may they rest in peace

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Breaking news, Sarah Palin, Governor of the U.S. state of Alaska and ex vice-presidential nominee of the Republican Party is confirmed to have murdered Bambi's mummy after footage was leaked to the public.

The poor thing (Bambi) won't survive alone in the wild for long.

Said the lead veterinarian which spoke of the famous deer which has an uncommon genetic problem which makes it age much slower than common deer.



CSI personnel did an on-site reconstruction after the animal rights crowd went berserk and demanded further investigation.



This proves to be yet another hard-blow after accusations that Palin had smoked Bullwinkle some months ago.