Re: Hey Snake!

James100 Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:36 am

Once Godzilla Wanted Chucks Otho graph
And Chick Rounhoused him

Snake Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:42 am

The guys involved in this next accident "mysteriously" vanished:

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Jarhead Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:58 am

Thats impossible,
The only reason Chuck Norris hasn't won an Oscar is because he is not acting.

Snake Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:31 am

Chuck Norris can speak in binary code.

Jarhead Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:35 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! Rock on!

Jarhead Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:36 pm

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

James100 Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:42 pm

Jarhead wrote:When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Lol That One Got Me Laughing

Snake Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:46 pm

Chuck Norris Facts (Chuck Norris shows his humble side):

James100 Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:53 pm

lol looks like the ReAl Chuck Is A Pu***

Snake Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:54 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at the pages until they tell him the information he needs.

Jarhead Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:18 pm

Nice vid.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Snake Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:24 pm

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Snake Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:03 pm

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Jarhead Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:48 pm

"I've been going to sex offeners anonymous for a month now...
And I have to admit I'm gettin pretty good at it."
-Chuck Norris Shocked

Snake Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:13 am

Once, the dinosaurs faced Chuck Norris. ONCE!!!

Tusker2Zero Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:08 am

Snake Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:31 pm

Chuck Norris comics:

Jarhead Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:03 pm

Nice.

Jarhead Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:05 pm

I was thinking, Chuck Norris wouldn't make a good addition to TAOW, hes only has too speeds, walk, and kill.

Snake Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:13 pm

Too true, plus Zero Hour coding complications wouldn't make it viable due to severe power limitations Embarassed

(IF Chuck Norris could somehow sneak into the game, the game would probably crash because of the sheer power of such a strong unit pale

).

Tusker2Zero Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:33 pm

A Chuck Norris superweapon for Zero hour

Model of the Chuck Norris Superweapon: Chuck Norris's house

When timer reaches zero: Door opens, Chuck Norris steps out, and instantly all enemies see on their screens, "You have been defeated, Game over!"

Snake Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:27 pm

Truly a fearsome and deadly doom device affraid

*plays against 7 opponents, all of them with several special weapons*

"WHAT, that guy had the boldness and audacity of getting himself the mighty CHUCK NORRIS'S HOUSE!?!?!?!
Quickly, build more particle cannons so we can smoke it before we're doomed , forget about the useless nukes and scuds in the other players possessions, focus EVERYTHING on Chuck's house before the Apocalypse!!!"

Jarhead Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:47 pm

Jarhead Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:56 am

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Tusker2Zero Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:52 am

Now that's some

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